|Les Demoiselles d'Avignon, Picasso|
I have heard this one so many times over the last ten years that it is starting to wear me off. After so long, I thought that people would actually start to get to know me, and also to understand my values. But nope, it hasn't happened just yet, and it probably never will because of all the cliches on the French this side of the Channel. So let me make it crystal-clear for you: I don't know a single French woman who would accept that her husband has a mistress without being upset. None. Yep, you read that well.
If you don't believe me, just have a look at what Valerie Trierweiler, the ex-French First Lady, has written about how being cheated on made her feel. Suffice to say, she didn't enjoy it. Quite the opposite, in fact. She wanted to end it all. What happened to the so-called 'Gallic shrug' in case of an infidelity? Well, it didn't exist in the first place. And to make matters even more dramatic, Valerie Trierweiler took her revenge in a very public manner by writing a best seller. It clearly hurt the President, who was already very unpopular, and made her a fortune along the way. Never underestimate a scorned woman, I say.